Ash's Inbox

[uraniumnumnum]

[ there's a long moment of silence. Then: ]

Don't waste my time.

[ beep! ]

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[thepull-mods.livejournal.com]

You are cordially invited to join us at:

SERO's Annual Synergy Retreat

Where: White Star Hotel

When: January 7th-9th

All expenses paid, including full amenities.

Featuring executive guest speakers from SERO's Board of Directors:
Chief Innovations Officer
Chief Information Officer
Chief Human Resources Offices
and  Hillsdale's Chairman of Faculty

Other Activities Include:
Brainstorming forums
Team development workshops
Sneek Peek! Product demo expo
Academic Symposium for Medical, Applied Sciences & Computer Technologies
A chance to organize and present your ideas for contracted research funding
A virtual tour of ZIPS arcade and a special presentation by Technotainment Engineering team
and Saturday Evening awards banquet for 2010's Leaders in Independent Research

Newcomers are encouraged to be in attendance, in hopes of becoming valued members of our corporate family.
Come be a part of our exciting vision for the future!

RSVP to extension #3879 by Dec. 31st

[ooc: Yep, newcomer, consider yourself corp-scouted.

(Considering ASH has no body, this is kinda freakin' hilarious, but-)

RSVP will be considered your ticket to SERO affiliation, should you choose to respond]

[uraniumnumnum.livejournal.com]

OOC

[thepull-mods.livejournal.com]

[If he's attending, his registration will count as affiliation, you can plop that up here (http://thepull-mods.livejournal.com/3945.html). Spider-drone will be quite welcome, it won't be the strangest thing SERO's ever had working for them!

Additional lot info'll be coming up as we get closer to convention date.]

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[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ Yako would have given Ash chocolates, but wtf how do you give chocolate to a computer program?

Also he'd probably just diss them anyway. 8( ]

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[uraniumnumnum.livejournal.com]

text - sent Sunday morning.

[zealouspeter.livejournal.com]

Are you still operational?

text - sent Sunday morning. (wow I just got this notif now. AWESOME LJ)

[uraniumnumnum.livejournal.com]

Yes. What do you want?

text. LJ IS A PRO, indeed.

[zealouspeter.livejournal.com]

To reach outside of this city.

text. I can't trust it anymore B'| gotta manually check my threads

[uraniumnumnum.livejournal.com]

If you want me for something, don't be so annoyingly cagey. Explain.

text. eegh. DX you'd think it'd clean itself up, but the header says different.

[zealouspeter.livejournal.com]

This isn't something to rush! [except it completely was.] You know about this world's internet, right?

Re: text. eeyup. sob

[uraniumnumnum.livejournal.com]

Of course I do. As if I wouldn't know about a network of that size. What about it?

text.

[zealouspeter.livejournal.com]

Accessing it could give us a straight gateway into what's going on outside of here.

Since you're mostly all computer-- you'd probably be good at getting into it, wouldn't you?

voicemail;

[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ So, so chipper and bright. ]

Hey, Ash. I figured you had enough time to think about what we last talked about on the network. So, what's your answer?

I'll be waiting!

[ Yako was never one not to press an advantage against someone who'd been so terribly verbally abusive to her, after all. She doesn't bother to explain herself, either, just hangs up on that cheerful note. ]

text

[uraniumnumnum.livejournal.com]

text

[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ And because unlike Ash she has a life away from the Internet, the answer comes a bit later. ]

text

[uraniumnumnum.livejournal.com]

voicemail;

[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ And she leaves this in voice, because it seems to upset him so: ]

Maybe I just want to get to know you better!

voice

[uraniumnumnum.livejournal.com]

You? You're just a human. You could never understand me.

voice

[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ If the change in tone fazes her, she doesn't show it. ]

It's true that I'm probably not smart enough to know how your programming works, or anything like that. I can't think as fast as you, and it would probably be pretty scary if I did.

That doesn't mean I can't understand you.

text; THE NIGHT OF THE THUNDERSTORM YEAHHHH

[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ Forget all the verbal abuse he's heaped on her, man: ]

text; /OMINOUS THUNDERCRACK

[uraniumnumnum.livejournal.com]

text;

[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ If he could see her face now, he'd see the relief in it. And probably mock it. So, good thing he can't. ]

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[uraniumnumnum.livejournal.com]

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[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ Half an hour later: ]

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[uraniumnumnum.livejournal.com]