Ash's Inbox

[uraniumnumnum]

[ there's a long moment of silence. Then: ]

Don't waste my time.

[ beep! ]

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[thepull-mods.livejournal.com]

You are cordially invited to join us at:

SERO's Annual Synergy Retreat

Where: White Star Hotel

When: January 7th-9th

All expenses paid, including full amenities.

Featuring executive guest speakers from SERO's Board of Directors:
Chief Innovations Officer
Chief Information Officer
Chief Human Resources Offices
and  Hillsdale's Chairman of Faculty

Other Activities Include:
Brainstorming forums
Team development workshops
Sneek Peek! Product demo expo
Academic Symposium for Medical, Applied Sciences & Computer Technologies
A chance to organize and present your ideas for contracted research funding
A virtual tour of ZIPS arcade and a special presentation by Technotainment Engineering team
and Saturday Evening awards banquet for 2010's Leaders in Independent Research

Newcomers are encouraged to be in attendance, in hopes of becoming valued members of our corporate family.
Come be a part of our exciting vision for the future!

RSVP to extension #3879 by Dec. 31st

[ooc: Yep, newcomer, consider yourself corp-scouted.

(Considering ASH has no body, this is kinda freakin' hilarious, but-)

RSVP will be considered your ticket to SERO affiliation, should you choose to respond]

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[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ Yako would have given Ash chocolates, but wtf how do you give chocolate to a computer program?

Also he'd probably just diss them anyway. 8( ]

text - sent Sunday morning.

[zealouspeter.livejournal.com]

Are you still operational?

voicemail;

[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ So, so chipper and bright. ]

Hey, Ash. I figured you had enough time to think about what we last talked about on the network. So, what's your answer?

I'll be waiting!

[ Yako was never one not to press an advantage against someone who'd been so terribly verbally abusive to her, after all. She doesn't bother to explain herself, either, just hangs up on that cheerful note. ]

text; THE NIGHT OF THE THUNDERSTORM YEAHHHH

[topslug.livejournal.com]

[ Forget all the verbal abuse he's heaped on her, man: ]