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first weekly meeting of the League of Evil

[ it probably comes as no surprise to Nui when Ash comes and beckons her aside at some point during the week - he'd been pretty clear about his interest in her. Once they're decently far away enough from any rude humans that might be listening, what may be surprising is the blatant hypocrisy he opens up the conversation with: ]

Are you trying to paint a target on your back? Keep talking about beheading and the humans will be coming for your head next.

[ it's reprimanding rather than actually concerned for her... ]

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[ it'd be quite a stretch to say that nui considered ash a friend, or even an ally, but he certainly seemed to have a similar disposition to her when it came to this whole situation. for this reason, she entertains him. ]

Come on, this is a killing game. What's the point if you don't have some fun? Live a little!

[ she rocks back and forth on her heels, seemingly without a care in the world. ]

Besides, they hate you too!

[ thanks nooey, he will do his best to continue to be entertaining ]

That's nothing new. [ even if he did nothing, they'd probably hate him anyway?! he's used to it. Ash sighs. ] I don't know about you, but I only play games to win them.

[ nui's just being used to hated by anyone opposing revocs, and apparently some people have problems with her attitude. well, whatever. ]

Who says you can't have fun and win at the same time? Girls are good at multitasking like that, you know.

[ that gets a second sigh. human gender roles are another weird thing he doesn't care about... she's not even human!! ]

If you're good at multitasking, then I assume you have some sort of plan behind all this.

[ she shrugs. ]

My plan is to kill people if they get in my way. Sounds good, right?

[ well it's not BAD. but he looks less than impressed. ]

With your single pistol?

[ she wags her finger, right in front of his face. ]

Come on, I'm more creative than that!

Are you?

[ he crosses his arms, tilting his head at her slightly. ]

You don't seem particularly... threatening.

Aw, so you think I'm cute?

[ :D ]

Hmph. You're not my type.

[ SHUT DOWN... ]

But I do have a hard time imagining you winning a fight.

I bet you'd like me more if I was a creepy robot.

[ a-ok, since she's like... ragyosexual, with a side of ryukosexual? we just don't know.

nui is very much used to being underestimated by those that don't know her, so she'll go along with it. being serious is lame. ]

But I'm super duper strong, honest! The last girl that went easy on me got her butt kicked, big time!

[ he would definitely like her more if she was a creepy robot ]

Prove it.

Okey dokey!

[ from her dress, she'll procure a sharp pair of sewing scissors. handling the tool like a butterfly knife, her movements are swift enough to take him by surprise and pin him to the nearby wall, pressing the blades to his throat. she's just as close, touching their foreheads together and maintaining her cheerful smile. ]

I wonder... if you're a robot, would you bleed oil?

[ it's easy enough - he's not exactly agile in this unfamiliar body, so all he has going for him is his weight. Even so, he's returning his signature smirk at her, though he looks slightly strained from being thrown around like that. This is actually what he was hoping she'd do. He rarely believes in words, but actions... ]

You'd have to get in deep for that, [ he replies wryly after a second's pause. Ash doesn't offer any resistance, even towards the proximity. ] I guess you really can't judge a book by its cover. You're more and more interesting.

Sure can't! If you're gonna try and kill me, you'll have to be preeeeetty slick.

[ she winks, stepping back and spinning the scissors around her finger before shutting them and tucking them back into her dress. ]

I hope you're interesting, too!

I don't plan on killing you.

[ he'd actually rather she didn't die? her personality might be abrasive, but she's not human, and that's enough reason for her to matter to him. He rubs his neck slightly, stepping away from the wall once she's backed off of him. ]

In fact, my plans are the opposite of that. I think you should work with me.

Well, well! Is that so?

[ oh, this should be good. considering nui's allegiances lie with no one but herself, it'll take some real convincing for her to ally with someone.

or she can lie. whatever works. ]

Give me one good reason!

You can't escape. If you could, you would have already left. They've probably done something to you to keep you here, just like me. Am I wrong?

[ he's spoken to a few others who have mentioned such things. ]

That's not a very good reason.

[ but yes, it's true. without her life fiber-infused powers, she's stuck in whole ass like everyone else. it sucks big time. ]

[ he shakes his head. ]

And you have no affinity for the human race, nor do they for you. They will turn against you. They always do.

[ gesturing idly with one hand. ]

There's an old adage... "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." There's no need to pretend that we trust each other, nor to extend a partnership outside of this town... but I would say that both of us are at a disadvantage here by nature of being different. Join me, and we can even the odds.

Hm...

[ he does have a point there. as long as no semblance of trust or responsibility is expected of her, maybe she can agree to as much for now. ]

Okay!

There's a good girl.

[ he smiles. ]

As a token of my goodwill, I'll tell you something for free. I'm not involved with any of the "roles" that Sheriff talked about.

Call me that again and I'll kick your ass.

[ yeesh. ]

But that's good to know! Guess it's pretty dull just being a bystander, though...

[ her complaint just makes him smile a bit. the feistiness isn't bad... ]

We're only bystanders until we have the information we need. Then we can take care of this place in earnest.

I hope that's soon! I'm getting antsy.

[ she's back to smiling as if nothing was wrong, but she definitely looks like she's imagining things. ]

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first weekly meeting of the League of Evil

every villian is lemons

i had completely forgotten about that......

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rip...

:'(